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a world of retardos.....i'm the only normal one left! 04.23.2003 - 8:53 a.m. have you ever loved something so much you just want to kill it? ok so i guess its not much of a feeling that many people feel...... this morning i take my dog out for a teetee, and being the cute darling "i love to tear up creation" little thing he is....we are trampling back to my apt. for those of you who do not know, i live in a loft apt above a candy store in a downtown area. now i must admit that it is not a big town. it does not even have a red light, but in the mornings and around 5pm a lot of cars zoom through.... well my precious little shit sees a birdie and decides to go pouncing after him....idiot!!!! i freak out...he's ok, luckily no cars were coming. dumb AAAAA! yes i know, he wasn't on his leash, but he is SMART and KNOWS where he's allowed to go outside!!!! but this morning he was RETARDO!!!! sometimes i'm like....i wish he'd get hit by a car, then he'd learn his lesson...but then i guess he wouldn't be alive to really see the lesson. ***** matilda just came up and asked me for a band-aid....she picked off her scab. i said "maaaatillllldaaaaa?!? did you pick off your scab?" matilda= head down, "yes, i can't help it. its becoming a serious habit for me." poor matilda, not only is she the class outcast, but now she picks her scabbies! heehehheh, i love her. i don't love that she's an outcast, she's just not too good at socializing... ****** i wore my hair straight this morning cause i'm getting a trim this evening. here's the compliment i get....."you're not our teacher!!!! who are you!?!?!? you don't look like miss swtapplpie anymore!?!!?!" jeez, all i did was go from crazy wild hair to straight tame hair!! i know its been a while, but i'm still the same. its like clark kent and superman!!! hello, dingbats, he's only removed his glasses and gelled his hair back...again retardos....i'm surrounded!!!! � |
