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Iraqis make the best lovers! 02.29.2004 - 3:27 p.m. my friends brooke and ama live in a little duplex just down the road, and just recently they've had a big scare. supposedly there's been an armed robbery in our sleepy little town, so everyone's been in a tizzy. well at brooke and ama's place, their windows open like doors, nice long windows, they are. the other night, i go over for a drink and they are hastily working at ama's bedroom window. it just so happened that it was open about 4 inches and she's never opened her windows before. brooke and i, the rational ones, comment on the terrible windy day we just had, that it probably hasn't been locked since they moved in (in jan.) so the blustery wind just blew it open. but summer (my sister) and ama, the irrational ones, believe whole-heartedly that someone has tried to break in. well first of all, nothing's missing, so we contemplate what the "intruder" was after. we finally determine he's definitely been breaking into their place to sniff ama's panties. he's a panty-sniffer!! ama has also been having some tummy troubles, so she also believes that he has inpregnated her during her sleep...and that he's iraqi... so now she's pregnant with an iraqian baby. we've even named him...Habib Udai Punjab Patell Jolly....pronounced Haa 'beeeb Ooo 'Day 'Pun jab (like in annie) Pa 'tell and jolly is her last name i already love habib...we often joke with scenerios like "Habib! Put down that homemade bomb!"...."Habib, what did i tell you about playing with matches!"...."Habib, please stop building the world trade center out of your blocks and knocking them over with your remote control planes! No flying in the house!" Habib is a little jokester. i told miss ama that i will love him until the day he terrorizes our country, i sure will. love me some habib. ***** ok so anyways, not an iraqi hater...i'm an iraqi lover. please don't take offense... i find myself saying this a lot...i guess because i enjoy poking fun at the world. sorry, its all in good humor! ***** i'm going to the movies today on a sunday...i'm such a heathern because i chose "monster" over "the passion of christ"....i made sure i confessed that it was for the reason of "monster" being 1hr. and 48min. long...as opposed to "passion" being 2hr. and 6min. long...perhaps i'll pay for it later... i love jesus! � |
