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Children of the Corn 11.06.2003 - 6:23 a.m. Tuesday nights are "Girls Night Out" for the Fabulous Five.... everyone is sick around here...a terrible virus affecting the poop shoot is going around, i'm trying to avoid it at all costs. so anyways, not very many people came out. the plague has gotten to one of our girls so we were just the Fabulous Four... at one point in the night, a very mysterious looking guy walked in. he looked eerily familiar. then our friend brooke looks at us panicky and says, "Hey ya'll, look at this guy walking by. he looks just like malachi from Children of the Corn." SPITTING FUCKING IMAGE!! (sorry bout the f-word, but it is due in the profound resemblance) well of course, you'd know the guy would come and try to hit on us. luckily it was just my friend amy. we were all just sitting at the bar, and when he walked away i made amy a cross out of straws to try and ward off malachi. (for those of you who don't know, malachi was the "prophet" of the children's cult...he told all the kids to kill all the adults) because amy is a crazy little bitch, she would hold on to the cross when he'd come around. when he wasnt' looking, she held the cross in her hands shaking it like the power was taking over her and threw it to the ground as if she could not stand the force.... it was the funniest night ever....we and malachi....and probably because too we could call up our friend neeley and ask her if her butt was runnin off..... (and it was) :) poor thing, we shouldn't make fun....i'm sure we'll be next its like "Rage" from that movie 28 days later....the pooper plague is making us mad!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! funny enough, i found corn stalks on my porch this morning. � |
