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just call me napoleon...napoleon dynamite 01.21.2005 - 5:50 p.m. i'm sure most of you have seen the movie napoleon dynamite... is there anyone else out there that actually sometimes feels that way towards the world even before napoleon ever was?....like now i actually have a word so others can understand my mood that i'm trying to explain to them. rather than going on and on of how everything is just bothering me and i hate everything....i can just say, "i feel very napoleon-ish today." and there it is, case closed. well today was a napoleon day. just one of those days when the kids ask, "miss swtapplpie, are we going outside for recess?" and i say, "well what d'ya think stupid, GOSH!" (i hate the word stupid by the way, so please understand that that particular word is simply added for napoleon effect) then i'm rubbing my eyes and a student says, "miss swtapplpie, why are you rubbing your eyes?" Me - "Cause My Eyes HURT REAL BAD!!" and everytime they ask a question that they know the answer to, i simply give them that open mouth napoleon stare.... or perhaps at lunch when the kids ask if they can have my tots, i just say, "no i haven't eaten anything all day!"....and "GROSS!" when i watch them eat.....(you guys know that's an everyday feeling for me, i'm sorry, they're sloppy eaters, ick!) i walked about all day with that foot shuffle going on....and to shew them out the door at dismissal i did do the little kick thing.... perhaps i'm the only one that had a very napoleon day. it haunts me some fridays. supposedly i "teach" all week and am give out by friday...hehehe. yeah i do... anyways, i have a new reader...everyone say hello to HOP! "HELLO HOP!" welcome and come again...and to the rest of you...you love me, you know you'll be back. hehehe, jk. i love you too.
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