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what will i look like when i'm 100? "you'd probably look like my momma" one says quite innocently

01.20.2005 - 11:50 p.m.

Happy 100th Day of School!!

yes, apparently its a big deal. you have to think, well here we are....been in school for 100 days....ya hunny, you still got 80 more to go!

well we still partied. first we had a 100ly delicious breakfast....sausage link with a sliced bagel to spell 100. though some of those little angels decided to make a 100 sandwich out of it and it somewhat looked as if they were making pornographic gestures while trying to maneuver a sausage link in a bagel......eek!

i finally just had to tell one little troubled girl that a bite of sausage then a bite of bagel at the same time is just like the sandwich!

Activity #2 - 100s necklaces! edible needless to say, its no use otherwise...

made out of 100 froot loops. DEE-LISH!

Activity #3 - We know how to spell 100 words!....write 100 words you know how to spell....sadly, i only had about 6 to really win the treat for it.

Activity #4 - 100 Math Pop Quiz: Write 10 math problems you know that equal 100.

to make sure i didn't get all 10 that looked like 99+1, 98+2, etc....i gave a rubric: 2 multiplication, 1 division, 3 addition, and 4 subtraction....i'm sure you remember brucie. my little brucie. poor baby, his paper looked somewhat like this: 20-20=100, 40+37=100, etc. i looked at him and said, "Bruce? If i had 20 apples and you came and took my 20 apples, how many would i have left?"

he laughs and pats me on the shoulder and says, "Miss Swtapplpie!! You ain't got none leff."

so i say, "so...ummm. brucie, my boy, how can that equal 100?"

he slaps himself on the forehead and laughs and takes his notebook back to his desk.

Now, Mr. Bush, is when i thank you for this No Child Left Behind crap because the bus left this one behind many many years ago, and yet i am held accountable. thank you, you gracious soul!

not to mention, also that bruce's 100 word list also looked like this: 1.poik 2.kuyujn 3.werho 4.ghsdf ...and they go on for 96 more.

hehehe, well anyways...the day was filled with 100s and 100s of little activities. by the looks of this class, i feel that perhaps another siting of the wicked little leprechaun might be reported again this coming march....hehehehehe **devilishly she rubs her hands together snickering at what fun she could play on these poor, helpless, deprived, just don't know any better children**

no, no, i won't be too mean....

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