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Blame it on the Rain, YEAH YEAH! 10.28.2004 - 6:41 p.m. i think i'm gonna blame it ALL on the eclipse this week... ya know...the strange behavior! the moon totally affects children...i believe it completely...hence to explain the behavior of my students yesterday... so, i was very very tired already...and that was #1... but #2 .... Big #2.....i have a little student. his name is brucie. i love him....though, sometimes i could pick him up by his little skinny arms and just..... no, i really couldn't. little brucie is super tiny for his age. his mother was on hard drugs the entire time he was in the womb, so he's not all upstairs...but he's a button... and then on top of his learning difficulties, he's also gay. no, i'm not kidding...he's my little black gayboy...he's in 3rd grade and he's a FLAMER! he makes out with my stuffed animals and they (of course) have all been named by him with boy names. he even does the hand flip and the long drawn voice....its no doubt... well so here's my story..so we're in math now and i had a pretty big math solver for them to work out. it took most about 15 minutes to work out the whole problem....so i decided to tell the kids to find their own special place in the classroom to work quietly on their solver...brucie had chosen to work under my reading group table. about 5 students finished up first and they were working on their social studies booklets, and a mother comes in to speak to me..... (i hate when they do the whole conference thing while i'm trying to teach...granted i wasn't in front teaching, still my supervision is required constantly) so she had me in the doorway chattin a bit....LUCKILY and i mean LUCKILY she had turned away and was talking with someone else down the hall.... i look back and my little brucie... he....he....he had my gigantic playground ball up under the table, and was humping it like a rabbit!!!! i wanted to scream out....BRUCE! CUT IT OUT, GET UP HERE NOW!! but i didn't want to parent to see...now remember this all is split second happenings right now... so instead, i quickly just say, "Bruce do your math!" in an only "half" panicked voice....he stopped so quickly and looked at me like, "oh crap she saw me." what a doof! and GROSS! i'm not playing with that ball again... not to mention, i did have alittle girl masturbating in her seat in the computer lab as well....not completely, and no i can't exactly back that up, but c'mon girls out there....you KNOW its totally possible to sit on the edge of your seat...move around a bit....concentrate really hard....and it can SO happen! and she was SO concentrating, and i kid you not...she was flushed red after a minute!.. i mean it was a completely horrific day..... again, i blame it on the eclispe....or even the rain....but whatever you do! don't put the blame on you! blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah!!!
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