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I see your Hiney, its Bright and Shiny! 11.12.2003 - 7:01 p.m. gosh! there's nothing like a piece ofchocolate and a beer after an intense work. phew! amazing....almost orgasmic....hehehe today was the intense "Ass and Arms" class. ya know, i'm not so sure of the "technical" term for the class, but Ass and Arms sounds pretty good right? yeah, well i found out the hard way that one should not try to operate a vehicle or heavy machinery after a good dose of intense Ass and Arms. i tried my best to stay in the lines, but my arms and legs were too jello-y to move. i missed a couple of turns...had to turn around. tried to slam on breaks, but legs just weren't working. i felt like i was driving one of those video games where the slighest turn of the wheel runs you into the curb. i made it home safely, so you can all breathe now! they should have shuttles on Ass and Arms day. that would be great. then we wouldn't have to worry about those A.A. students...(hehe, did i mean the pun?!?! yes, i think i did) Ass reminds me of such little, cute, round bottoms of those girls we all despise that wear size 4s or some crazy crap. i like to refer to mine as a BUTT. yep, its no fanny, i call it my hiney...but dog gonnit, i got a BUTT! and you have to say it with force....BUTT! have i ever mentioned that my nickname in Jr. High was Big Cheese....guess what it meant? Unfortunately, the only person that called me this was the BIGGEST, SCARIEST, Black Boy in our school. His name was Junior (and you guessed it, he was the size of all of us put together)...but he liked me all right. Called me Big Cheese....so any cat fights i got into....didn't have to worry about it with Junior likin' my BUTT! anyways, i like hiney better...so much nicer.... its all about nice words....don't you think so? nice words. nice words.... ATTENTION ALL TEACHERS!! ATTENTION ALL TEACHERS!! Miss Swtapplpie opening own shcool! Promises Less Paperwork, Organized Meeting and Conferences, AND NEVER TAKE YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU AGAIN!!!! Who's With Me?!?! � |
