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What A Weekend! 11.09.2003 - 7:14 p.m. i dont know why i punish myself. i usually dont go out on school nights. okay, let me take that back. my girlfriends and i go out every tues night for "Girls Night Out"...well i usually only have a drink or two then pack up for home around 11pm. i just can't do the hungover at school thing. i'm not like "the blessed" who can. well thursday night, the girls decided to go out and so did a few of our guy friends. out of boredom, i went along....but only for ONE!!1 yeah right one plus four more and 2 shots please. needless to say, the bar closed and because our friend was the bartender on duty, he let us stay afterhours. now mind you it was only me, my sister, and my friend amy. we were dancing like maniacs on the dance floor (only with each other). and it wasn't pretty dancing. we were pretending we were in a ballet and the music was "Get Low" or some other sort of rap-like jam. then i decided i needed to sing "Pussy Control" by Prince on the kareoke machine. ......i'm glad we were the only ones there. a cab pulls us into our homes at 4am, and we sleep in accidently until 7:10 (with our cars still at the bar). a friend pops over and takes us to our cars, and i go to school drunk and smelly. it was rough. the whole day i wanted to shoot my self in the face with a shot gun. well on friday night, another of my friends throws a "Dirty Party". think of your everyday tupperware party, but you're being shown dildos, vibrators, lotions, edibles, etc. it was FABULOUS! we all get drunk AGAIN and i bought a silver bullet (which i shall recommend to every lady among diaryland)...some Ben Wa Balls (to exercise the kagel muscles)....some Nipple Nibblers Cream (for erect nipples for up to 24 hours)....and some Coochy Shave Cream (yes, its name really is coochy). um, yes, and does everyone know i am single. just wanted to make that clear. the nipple cream we bought as a joke. i wanted to see if it actually worked. and it does. we all put it on before we went out that night, and decided that one night we all have to wear white t-shirts out with the nipple cream! we'll be a hit.... the coochy shave cream also doubles as hair conditioner. we said the only problem there is that the name of it is Coochy! not really that pleasant. depends on who you're vacationing with really. the Ben Wa Balls and the vibrator....mmm, i would just like to say that ya know, i don't really talk about these things to most people....bbbuuuutttt, that shit is great! anyways...if you're into it....my friend brooke also bought the same and said it is her new after school activity....hehehehe ok...sorry to all of you who are the weak at heart! hope i didnt offend.... loves � |
