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the beach trips 08.02.2003 - 2:51 p.m. so i don't believe i told you about my beach trips. the first (saturday to tuesday) was with a friend's family. it was family fun, i suppose. got a little tan between my freckles....she has a little nephew who is in love with me. he called me his girlfriend all weekend. one night at dinner, his daddy said, "now don't you be holding april's hand under the table." at which at that moment he tried to hold my hand under the table. uhh, did i mention he's only 2! he's a little dreamboat and he's not wasting any time to mack on the chicks. fortunately, we found out that an old friend from good ole gaffney was two houses down from us in the campground. he had just bought the house and is living there. he took us out one of nights, which included quite a few drinks and even a 2am ride on the ocean in a smelly-ass fish boat driven by capt'n tony. ***** the second beach trip (thursday to sunday) topped the charts. five girls gone crazy on the beach! we've entitled our trip, "Fat Girls Gone Wild" the first night we head out to a local bar, slurp down seven pitchers of beer, then head out for a lovely swim in the ocean. not to mention the fact that we could have killed ourselves, but it was fun nonetheless. i have never laughed as much as i did that night. oddly enough our conversations rotated steadily around sex, farting, and quoting movies. the whole quoting movies really kicked off the weekend....first was the movie Scary Movie 2 (any quote will do) the other quote that topped the charts was from Silence of the Lambs "put the lotion in the fucking basket." the lotion quote kinda coaxed us into saying the most filthy revolting things we could to each other. such as "give me the fucking soap you filthy fucking whore!" or whatever you wish... Scary Movie 2 was quoted quite a bit. we ransacked Crocodile Rocks the next 2 nights. and if you don't know its a dueling piano bar and if you know Scary Movie 2, i'm sure you remember at the beginning all the old people singing around the piano. if you remember one old guy pointing at himself saying "this is the real shit" well we felt like it would be really funny to say that each time they played a new song. at one point in the night, one old guy looked at us and said, "whats in those shots your'e taking?" from our pictures on the trip you'd think we never left the hotel room. our pics included all of us drunk being crazy around the room. if we weren't staying at "Squality Inn" i'm sure we would've been kickedout. we made a pack that we would only get our pics developed at this one photolab where these 2 guys work who are gay. otherwise, we may find our "lesbian-ish" photo shoots all over this god-forsaken town. it was a blast, all of us had the best time. we feel we need that sort of release at least once a month. well down at the house for a swim i go. i gotta work on these tan-lines.... � |
