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here he comes, here comes speedracer....he's a DEMON on wheels! 07.02.2003 - 11:52 a.m. so the saltwater fish tank thingy fell through. i started to do some research on the net bout 'em and they seemed a bit more work and joy that my billfold would appreciate. (thanks trishy, youre right!) ;) ***** its amazing that i grew up in this dag-gum town, and how uncultured i was to everything that goes on here. well last night a group of my buddies took me out to the one, the only...Cherokee Speedway. yes, ladies and gents, that's right. the dirt speedway of the south. it was my first time, i was a virgin (and my buddies made sure they told everyone). you wanna see some rednecks, you just grab yourself a case of beers and head on down to the speedway to watch some good ole dirt racin. first of all you sit in the stands along the front stretch of the track on cement risers. you drink your canned beers all day and throw the empty cans down to the fence. (no sorry, no need for trash cans, all the po' white kids collect the cans after the race for $, so you're doing them a favor by tossing them down at the fence, then they don't have to trample up and down the risers) before the race, we rise for a prayer and star spangled banner. of course, flying below the stars and stripes proudly IS the rebel flag. well the race was fun. when i was growing up i had this neighbor two houses down that was this annoying extremely redneckerson boy. he always wanted to be our friend and come over and play, but we wouldn't give him the time of day. well now he's actually one of the most well-known racers down at the speedway. so that was neat that i actually had someone to pull for (that i really knew) he was in the lead the entire race. it was the final lap and another car smashed him into the wall right infront of us on the front stretch. it was awesome!!! there was even a fight over it!!! ahh, the joys of being back in good ole sweet southern home livin'... this morning i enjoyed immensely my beer headache, still ringing ears, AND blowing half of the speedway's mud track out of my nose :) tata!! � |
