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O-faces and Constipations....what a work-out! 04.29.2003 - 10:07 a.m. sometimes i wonder about children's literature..... here is a sample of the story in my kids' reading books today....its exactly from the text....and it's about a genie in a bottle, 'carla' has just rubbed the bottle...... "Ott said, 'oh, master carla, what can i do for you?' carla said, 'give those boys a spanking.' 'yes, master,' ott said. he sounded smart, but he didn't know how to give the boys a spanking." GREAT! now all my kids are going to be running around the playground today, spanking "those boys"....PERFECT!!! heheheh ***** i realized that all i talk about on here is school....geez, shut up swtapplpie! but school is all i do, so i have decided to write about something in my life outside of school....well outside of school, i eat dinner and go work out and then go to bed....here's my view outside of school.... WOrking out, nothing but O-faces and Constipated moans! by o-faces i mean orgasm faces (ie, office space....ohh, ohh, ohhh) anyways, i was working out last night and as i'm doing my reps i look around the room and observe the people around me. people make a lot of funny faces when they are working out....i've catagorized these faces into two groups: The O-Face Group and The Constipation Group..... #1 The Constipation Group.... as most people are working out, the majority of faces made during their reps fall into this category. its an agonizing, straining type of face. #2 The O-Face Group.... this face is unique because it only happens upon the very last rep in the person's set. it is that last rep, that hurts so much it almost feels good. and it only "almost feels good" because you know you get to rest afterwards. so therefore you get an O-face on that last rep and the rest after....its orgasmic, i'm guilty myself. ***** i hope my entry for today has given thou a little insight to the meaning of workout faces. props to coldradio for taking a guess at my song dilemma from yesterday. unfortunately it is not The Color of Money. just not ringing a bell....you don't know how much it is just sitting on the edge or my tongue!! i'm going crazy here. i vaguely remember maybe the "boy" of the couple running or rushing somewhere when the song appears in the movie...and ends up with a kiss.....i don't know...its a mindscrambler!!! � |
