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jello pudding.....flops? 03.08.2003 - 2:05 p.m. ya know what.....i just finished working out a min ago, and you know how you get those cravings for something and you just HAVE to have it! well i did that so i went to the grocery store...mmmmmmmm, jello pudding pops! but to my surprise kroger did not have them....wha? no jello pudding pops?!? weird! so i went to food lion.... WHAT?!?!?! NO JELLO PUDDING POPS!!!! what they hay! all i want is a freakin jello pudding pop. i love when you suck on them a little and the paper thin ice sheet separates from the yummy frozen pudding. you can almost slide it off just as if you were eating a brown mule or something. but, dear lord! all i need at this moment is a delicious, scrumptious, jello pudding pop! have they stopped selling them? were they really a flop? because, i alone, could have kept them in business. i haven't had one in years, and i apologize whole-heartedly if their loss of my purchases have caused them to go belly up. in my finds, i feel as if i shoud write to the president of the jello company. *** dear jello co, i would like to first apologize for this horrible, most wretched thing i've done. as i have grown older, i have forgotten those things that are most important in my life. i fear that my stupidity has led you down a path of no return. i have been a dear friend to your very own pudding pops since i was a wee tot. i cherish their savory creamy pudding on a stick. it is the most amazing delectable treat i have ever put in my mouth. unfortunately, i have found that my dear friend has left me. i would like to request that you reinstate the wonderful and delightful pudding pops. please bring them back to the shelves, not only for my own benefit, but for the benefit of our growing children. they need to experience the happiness a pudding pop can bring. i know that my voice is small, but i speak for the children of the world! bring back the pudding pop! bring back the pudding pop! sincerely, a true pudding pop fan � |
