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april and the giant condom 02.08.2003 - 1:27 p.m. so i had this crazy dream last night...i mean it was super crazy. i think maybe because i went to the penny bar again last night. ya know, the one i said where the beers are a penny. i found out the name of the friday nights there are called "drinkin with lincoln". heehee well so maybe it was the overwhelmingly large consuption of alcohol that spawned this dream. i'm reading james and the giant peach to my 2nd graders, and, of course, in the book they are floating down the ocean in this giagantic peach. i dreamed i lived on a house boat, but for some reason the town was flooded and i was just floatin' down the streets.... i had a friend of mine, dayna, on board. her and i have just become good friends, and we are considering being roommates after school's out. she was in my dream, and floating along with me on my houseboat. she asked if she could use my bathroom, and so i told her to let me go pick up a sec in there before she went ( i had remembered in my dream that there was a condom laying out and i wanted to go stash it) NOT USED SILLY, GROSS! (but it was out of the wrapper, dont ask why, cause i wont know either. i told you it was a crazy dream) so anyways, i walk in and there's like 3 lying out. i pick them up and then i see like 5 more....i'm picking up condoms as they are multiplying in my bathroom. this girl is standing outside the curtain waiting to go and i'm picking up a neverending supply of unwrapped condoms.....and the crazy thing is they were all HUGE! they were like a good 10 or 15 inches long. They could've easily slipped over an oversized cucumber without even a stretch. and to top it off, i had no door on the bathroom like i said above....it was just a curtain. because of the swaying and tipping of the houseboat on the "rivery streets" (?)...i'm dropping them, and can't pick them all up. i'm going out of my mind in my dream and i don't know what to do....i have about 20 condoms in my hands and nowhere to stash them. this girl is a new friend and a hopeful roommate to get a house downtown with and i'm standing here with condoms the size of hotdog buns! (they were like those retarded female condoms if you've ever seen those) so anyways, i grab a t-shirt to wrap them up in and i wake up..... dreams are so weird, and uhhhhh, where did that come from. i have to admit...i'm not around condoms much these days.....hahaa.. ok i'm off to the health and fitness expo, i plan on walking around to all the booths eating hotdogs and nachos... :) � |
