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riding in cars with boys 02.07.2003 - 6:02 p.m. today was chaotic at school. we almost closed down for the day due to the epidemic of our school carrying on for a week now. everyone is sick.... each day after school i take a kindergartener named riley over to our high school to his aunt. this little kid is a firecracker. i told him he could sit up front with me since i had my backseat filled with crap. he's like, " WOW! This is going to be GREAT!" its amazing what excites kids these days, and its also amazing how none of them think its necessary to wipe their nose....oh, lets just let it run all the way down to my lips! mmm, mmm, mmm! (bleck!) so anyways, on the ride, he's flickin every button askin a million questions. (like the little guy in jerry maguire) *i bet ya don't know 15 minus 77?!!? .... -62! *i knows my times tables...its above my grade! he also loves to sing the 50 states song.....because he has a horrible lisp, this is the song in Riley-talk...skip over to avoid boredom.... Alabama, Alash-ka, Arishona, Arkanshaw... California, Colorado, Co-ned-ikut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, I O WAAAAAAAAA! Kan-shush, Kentucky, Louishiana, Maine, Maralan Madda2tits, Mishigin, Minna-shoda, Ms. Shippi, Mishuri, Montana, Nebrashka, Nevada, New Hampsher, New Jershee, New Mexico, New York, Norf Carolina, Norf du kota, O-HHHIIIIIIIIIIIII-O Oklahoma, Or-Again, Pinsilvanya, Rode i-lan, souf carolina, souf du kota, tenashee, tek-shush, u-taw, vermont, Virginya, washin-ton wess virginya, wishconshun, wyoming... my favorite is madda2tits...after the song, he continues touching buttons and asking questions....he asked what the hazard button is for...i yelled... no dont touch that! and he was like "why?" all taken aback and frightened.... i said, that one makes the car blow up! he looked at it funny, swallowed hard then asked...does a nissan mackshima have one of dose?" i said, yes it does! very very seriously! he then starts screaming, NO, NO, NO! Dats what my dad drives!!!!!!! heehee, i'm the devil � |
