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Long Live Apple Pie Tree!

02.04.2003 - 12:15 a.m.

remember the apple pie tree at McDonald's? i loved that damn tree. Old school McDonald's playground kicked ass....but now there's the wondrous almighty.....

**Lights dim, spot light center stage, angelic voices emerge and crescendo, "aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

THE PLAYPLACE!

damn that playplace. what about the apple pie tree! hamburglar! the Fry Kids horsies. that big police man with the hamburger face! (sorry i don't remember his name)....and we can't forget grimace! is anyone out there with me on this one?!?! playplace sucks ass.

i would like to say that there is one soul survivor apple pie tree right here in the state of South Carolina. Yes, yes, indeed...it is in Easley, SC. the lone, humble apple pie tree. the last of its kind. extinct and yet 1 has withstood the persecution of society ranting and raving, "Tear down that hideous playground! Our kids don't have imaginations anymore! We need to give them a playground that doesn't require think or play! Get rid of that pie tree! Pie's don't grow on trees! Damn all of you who require our children of today to think!"

But this apple pie tree stood tall. He is there at the Easley McDonald's where he stands proud. Because of his inferiority to the Almighty (all-damned) Playplace, this apple pie tree is forced to live the life of a drivethru greeter...so one may only partake of his courage and beauty when awaiting your drivethru services.

so let us all join together, those who are loyal to the traditional McDonald's playground, and let our beloved apple pie tree's voice be heard!

HE IS THE MLK OF APPLE PIE TREES!

HE IS THE ROSA PARKS OF THE MCD's PLAYGROUND!

OUR APPLE PIE TREE!! WE LOVE YOU!!

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