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i love it here 01.30.2005 - 11:08 p.m. the south is so great. saturday was the storm of the century. ice everywhere, roads slicker than a baby's bottom after a baby oil bath... dad called and woke my sis and i up at 6:30 to come down to their house. (our house, with the amount of food we keep in our fridge, we would have been dead my noon) Headlines Read: Two Single White Females Found Dead in their Homes--Cause of death has been proposed as starvation though case is still under investigation. Homicide has not been ruled out considering no one has ever seen a case of starvation after a 4 hour entrapment without food. you laugh, but i swear it would have happened. well so we went down to mom and dad's to get iced in down there. played outside for quite a time and nearly killed myself on a friggin' sledding catastrophe. that would have been a whole 'nother headline! stircrazy, cabin fever started setting in around 6pm-ish. my sis and i were singing random tv tunes at the top of our lungs. (yes, mom and dad were still home, but they've learned to tune us out after all these years)....then we'd shout the loudest, crudest, nastiest, thing we could at each other... i got summer with the "digusting fat ho slut"....but when she yelled that jesus didn't love me that really took the cake! well this went on for a while, then MY MOM started in.... now my mom. she's a little soft spoken, dainty, southern lady and when she yelled, "yeah and you're fat too!"....we both stopped dead halt and looked at her and i almost wanted to cry because it was like it wasn't a joke coming from her mouth. mom never plays along....and to play along now would only mean it was a slice of truth from her mouth. did she really think i was fat? a terriblly disgusting mound blob that resembles jabba the hut? mom how could you do this to me? how could you turn on your own daughter? and your favorite daughter at that!! hehe, no really we all just died into laughter because it was like hearing a little frightened, soft spoken church lady scream a bad word for the first time. hehehe.... well so the fever had hit....this morning woke up....65 degrees all day and not a speck of ice is left....now that's what i call a winter wonderland! � |
